PUNCH
SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
Therapy is $200/hr. This is $65 once.
It's basically a financial decision.
PUNCH
WE GET IT.
EVERYTHING IS ANNOYING.
"Can you hop on a quick call?"
It's never quick. It could've been an email. You both know it. They don't care.
Your teammate just went AFK.
Ranked match. Final round. They're 'getting snacks.' You're getting a therapy bill.
The WiFi buffered. Again.
You pay $80/month for this. Your landlord has fiber. Life is unfair.
DAMAGE CONTROL
The Nerdy Stuff
ACTUALLY WELL-MADE.
GripLock Technology
Sticks harder than your toxic ex. It won't move until you want it to.
Ballistic Hide
Built to take the abuse your keyboard can't handle. Premium feel, violent results.
FREQUENTLY SCREAMED QUESTIONS
I have serious anger issues. Will this thing actually survive?
Unless your name is Mike Tyson, yes. We used Ballistic PU Leather for a reason. It’s designed to take a beating. However, if you are the chosen one who actually manages to burst the bag, email us a video of the carnage. We will send you a replacement for free and a digital certificate of strength. We respect the hustle.
Can I legally put a photo of my boss in the sleeve?
Official Legal Stance: We recommend using photos of landscapes, cute puppies, or motivational quotes.
The Reality: We are a punching bag company, not the FBI. The sleeve is clear. You own a printer. Do the math. We didn't see anything.
My desk is cheap. Will the suction cup actually stick?
It's not a suction cup. It's GripLock Technology. It holds onto smooth surfaces (laminate, wood, glass, metal) tighter than you hold onto your fading sanity. Note: It will not stick to textured drywall or unfinished concrete. Use common sense.
Is it loud? I work in a cubicle/open office.
It produces a dull, rhythmic thud. It is audible, but it is significantly quieter than the sound of you screaming "PER MY LAST EMAIL" at the top of your lungs. Your coworkers will likely ask for a turn rather than file a noise complaint.
Why is it $65? I saw a toy one for $30.
Because the $30 one is a toy. It will fly off your desk and hit your monitor within 15 minutes. VENT is sports equipment. It is weighted. It is stitched. It is tax-deductible (probably... ask your accountant, we aren't tax experts, we just punch stuff).